The babble of a middle-aged lunatic.
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October 23, 2006 by Xythe
I remember as a grown boy how thrilling it was casting my first vote for the president of the United States of America. My understanding at the time was pretty limited, (though it seemed the more I know concerning politics in general, the more convoluted it seems to become, thus it feels that I understand less…. paradoxical), but I remember all the older adults talking about how good Regan was for the American Family. World finance wasn’t another of my strong points, but I have to admit, Chri...
October 22, 2006 by Xythe
Twenty-six year old Patrick McPhail of Spanaway, Washington was caught on their back porch while "giving the dog a bone" Wednesday night. Mrs McPhail took some snapshots with her trusty cell-phone of the zoosexual encounter between her husband and their 4 year old pitbull, then called the sheriffs department. Patrick is the first person to be charged under the new Washington beastiality law, and has been charged with felony animal cruelty. These kinds of charges always intrigue me. H...
October 20, 2006 by Xythe
Judge Robert W. Armstrong, a CA Superior court judge let Alexis Luz Garcia, a 40 year old Corona resident off the hook for stripping in front of a 14 year old boy. This judge believe it or not, thinkes exposing nudity to your childeren is only unlawful if your male. In other words, according to Judge Armstrong, its not unlawful for any female to undress in the presence of your underaged children. However, it is unlawful to do these things if you are a man exposing yourself to the same chi...
October 20, 2006 by Xythe
Neuhold Gerhard opperates a restroom in his Austrian business that houses urinals shaped like sexy womens mouths (Could be a guy's I guess). However, due to pressure applied by the Vienna Department of Women's Affairs, he has elected to move them. It seems some women did not like these urinals, and took a hostile stance against Gerhard forcing him to remove these peices of art from his posh lavatory. "We think that it's tasteless, misogynistic and offensive," Marianne Lackner, m...
October 19, 2006 by Xythe
According to the Star Tribune, a St. Paul, MN bus driver was granted permission to NOT drive busses advertising a gay-themed ad published by Lavender. Transit authorities deemed the decision as a reasonable accomodation of the drivers religious beliefes. As the world grows more and more complex daily, more and more people seem to be bringing religion into their lives. How is this going to affect peoples rights? Are we going to be able to use religion in ajudicating matters of the la...
October 19, 2006 by Xythe
You have returned home to the family farm Cormyr, in order to help your family and finally settle down to peace and hard work after years of carnage and adventure thoughout the realms. The land of Cormyr seems to have settled down into more prosperous times, but an attack on the family farm warns that evil still lurks on the threashold when the farm is burned to the ground, and all but you, your brother Jonas, and a family friend are massacred. Now its time to mount up and find who and what i...
October 11, 2006 by Xythe
Three yo yo's, all employees of a Los Lunas, New Mexico Burger King were arrested and charged each with possession of marijuanna and aggravated battery on a police officer after two Isleta tribal police officers discovered that theier hamburgers were laced with marijuana. The cops used a field test kit to confirm the substances sprinkled on their 1/2 eaten hamburgs was in fact marijuanna, then later went to the hospital for medical evaluation. (Ironically, I bet they drove). You can rea...
October 10, 2006 by Xythe
The security camara picked up a man walking in the Government building on 2 consecutive nights. Scott Blauvelt, a 35 year old city procecuter has been arrested and charged with 2 counts of public indecency. Nobody can guess as to why Mr Blauvelt was rolling the corriders without any clothes on, and he himself has not made any comment available. Perhaps Blauvelt was seeking the naked truth? The Mayor, Don Ryan, is planning a meeting with Blauvelts boss concerning the procecuters continue...
October 10, 2006 by Xythe
I started reading the DaVinci Code today. I havent seen the movie yet, and may not. I hear mixed reviews concerning the movie, in fact, even a few of my friends were not all that impressed. The book IMHO is going along pretty well. Ive been rivited to this fast-pace reading about a murdered curator who is also the Grand Master of a secret society whos goal is to protect the Holy Grail. After about 2 hours, Im to the point where Sophie and Langdon have escaped the clutches of the Bank manag...
October 10, 2006 by Xythe
Okay. I'm a man and I'm Italian/American, thus I think Italians are the greatest. I realize however that not everybody has the ego of a middle-aged Italian, and while I know Italians are the coolest, some may think otherwise. So, lets see how cool Italians really are. I'll start a list of the pros and cons of Italian culture found worldwide. Which list will be bigger? Pros: Pavaratti, Ferrari, Baretta, Emeril Lugassi, DaVinci Cons: The Italian mail system, The Vatican Bank
October 9, 2006 by Xythe
I studied Geology in college, and live in California, so naturally I get direct feeds showing recent world wide seismic activity from the USGS. First thing in the morning I check this feed, and noticed an event in North Korea, not a very common place for recent earthquakes. Link Then as news began to pour out over this particular event, the facts became known to me. At 01:35:27 (UTC) today, the USGS reported a seismic event measuring 4.2 on the Richter scale in the region of North Kore...
October 9, 2006 by Xythe
I came across this rather interesting tid-bit concerning Columbus in a Science News article. Being Columbus Day, I figured to share it with you: Luckily for Christopher Columbus, the mathematical computations found in the the 1475 Ephemerides, an almanac produced by the German astronomer/mathematician Johannes Muller proved accurate in the prediction of a 1504 lunar eclipse. Columbus set sail from The Old Spanish City, or Cadiz. Nearly 2 years later, he and his crew found themselves s...
October 9, 2006 by Xythe
I saw that Mason had posted a screen shot of his desktop. While not quite as sexy, it has a certain seduction to it...Don't you think? None of the artwork you see in this screenshot belongs to me; I'm far less talented. Here are the names of the good folks that helped me put this little gem together: Wall: My Very Own Vista; troyce35 WindowBlind: Stealth OS; Mike Brant ObjectDock: Eminence; .Zer0. Weather Widget: Haylo-2x Weather; adni18 Meter Widgets: Blister Pack-DX; rabidrobo...
October 7, 2006 by Xythe
I'm sorry Admins, but I'm very confused as to many of the features of the JU interface. 1) Why do I not have the permissions to edit my own blog entries?   2) Why do I not have the permissions to add a blog group? I guess what I am asking, is what permissions to I need to achieve these things, and what do I need to do to aquire the permissions to do these things?
October 7, 2006 by Xythe
Candace Longworth, a 31 year old science teacher in Rock Gap VA is with a felony charge of disturbing and defiling a dead person from a place of burial and two misdemeanor counts of contributing to the delinquency of a minor, when she took two students into a in crypt in Pocahontas, a town on the West Virginia border. It seems as this moron was taking pictures of these students holding the bones of deceased coal minors. Miss Longwoth faces up to a 10 year prison sentance on the charges...