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September 25, 2006 by Xythe
When I was a kid, people were black, white, red and yellow. Today thats politically incorrect; its African/American, caucasian, Native American, Asian. One way or another, we races are separated by something. Is it environmental or by design? There are those who hypothesize humans decended from apes. This is difficult for me to swallow because at the very least we dont see "color morphs" in apes like we do in humans. Besides, as I understand things, the DNA shared by a human and an ape ...
September 24, 2006 by Xythe
Its nice to see the Islamic nation doing someshing peacful for a change? "The peaceful takeover was the latest blow to Somalia's virtually powerless government. The country's defense minister, Col. Barre "Hirale" Aden Shire, had been a leading member of the Juba Valley Alliance that had been ruling Kismayo and was among those who fled." "An interim government was formed in 2004 with U.N. help in hopes of restoring order after years of lawlessness. But the Islamic movement seized Mogad...
September 24, 2006 by Xythe
It seems as 3 Catholic militants were executed Friday for a 6-year old bloody attack on Muslims. The Indonesian Prime Minister says were a , "...matter of justice not religion". I was mostly interested in the reply from Vatican City: "The Vatican expressed "great regret" over the executions, and called for reconciliation and peaceful coexistence among different religions in the country. The uproar occurred as many Muslim around the world protested recent comments about Islam made by Pop...
September 23, 2006 by Xythe
All the talk of homosexuality of late helped me decide to post these: A penis to a lesbian is like a cross to a vampire. Sperm to a lesbian is like holy water to a vampire.
September 23, 2006 by Xythe
All the talk of homosexuality of late helped me decide to post these: A penis to a lesbian is like a cross to a vampire. Sperm to a lesbian is like holy water to a vampire.
September 23, 2006 by Xythe
According to Science News, even when in the same body; the sexes battle for dominance: When two of these small, speckled sea worms meet to mate, there's no taking turns. Each worm, 2 to 6 centimeters long, wields its pair of side-by-side penises like a weapon. One worm tries to fertilize the other by ejaculating anywhere on its partner's body, splashing it with sperm in a cocktail that dissolves flesh. After the brew eats a hole through the skin, the sperm work their way through various ti...
September 22, 2006 by Xythe
This is better than the keystone cops! Women Arrested After Bizarre Sex Sting By Associated Press 34 minutes ago SYRACUSE, N.Y. - An undercover police operation took an odd turn Thursday when a Syracuse police officer pretending to be a john met a suspected prostitute who pretended to be a police officer. The encounter ended with two women under arrest. Police charged Lisa Greene, 31, with first-degree criminal impersonation, prostitution and fifth-degree conspiracy. Elena Irwin, 2...
September 22, 2006 by Xythe
You don't see these to often. I took these snapshots of a solar halo taken on May 12, 2006 at about 1:00pm from Santa Rosa, CA. Thought I would share. Enjoy! As seen with the naked eye Taken through the lens of my polarized shades
September 22, 2006 by Xythe
Mixing coctails is like being the bar-b-que dude; the festivities and everybodies taste buds are depending on you. Both artforms require a LOT of practice before you are good enough to take on a party....the practice is what I like to focus on...a cocktail can never be to perfect. I've been practicing martinis tonight, and heres how I'm doing them: Prep: A tumbler half full of one inch ice cubes, (which I always keep in my freezer) 5oz. decent gin (go with no less than Tanqueray) 1 ...
September 21, 2006 by Xythe
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September 20, 2006 by Xythe
I ususally don't badmouth MS all that often. After all, I believe they make some of the best software that I use all the time. However, it turns out that MS is releasing Halo2, and guess what? It wont be supported under Windows XP, but only under Windows Vista. I think this is something of a raw deal, seeing as though many many PC users of halo have been waiting for the release of Halo 2 since it was released for XBOX. Why wouls MS do this to us faithful Halo gamers who have been squ...
September 20, 2006 by Xythe
Man Gets Home Confinement for Groping By Associated Press Tue Sep 19, 7:56 PM CHARLESTON, W.Va. - A man accused of fondling home health care nurses while posing as a mentally retarded person who needed diapers changed has been sentenced to a year on home confinement. William Mucklow, 40, of Charleston was sentenced Tuesday by Kanawha County Magistrate Warren McGinnis after pleading guilty to two counts of battery, a magistrate clerk said. Two fraud charges were dismissed. Mucklow w...
September 20, 2006 by Xythe
My mother lives in MN, and I in CA. I normally talk to her about every 10 days or so on the phone. Anyway, she works in one of those health food co-ops, and she mentioned a conversation she was having with a 22 y/o coworker. My mother asked this young lady if she knew what the gestapo was. The furthest thing from my moms mind was this girls reply, " isn't it a restaraunt in San Francisco someplace." Well I couldnt believe my ears and had a chuckle. Then I started thinking. How could this g...
September 18, 2006 by Xythe
Sorry for the repost of this article, but the TOOLS/EDIT function is so fu*king broken it truncated the OP making it nothing but a fragment. Please fix this SH*T, or at least disable that function until it is fixed. As a child growing up, I wore the standard “peter profile” whities. When boxer briefs came around, I gave those a try as well. I found these two styles of underwear a bit constraining, so I decided to go without wearing any underwear for a spell. This worked out okay for me unt...
September 18, 2006 by Xythe
As a child growing up, I wore the standard “peter profile” whities. When boxer briefs came around, I gave those a try as well. I found these two styles of underwear a bit constraining, so I decided to go without wearing any underwear for a spell. This worked out okay for me until those hot summer days. You see, I work in construction, and the deep summer heat causes me to sweat profusely. At the end of these days, if I did not wear any underwear, I would sweat so much my socks would be drenched ...