A Couple of Politically Incorrect Analogies.

Published on September 23, 2006 By Xythe In Humor

All the talk of homosexuality of late helped me decide to post these:

A penis to a lesbian is like a cross to a vampire.

Sperm to a lesbian is like holy water to a vampire.

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