The babble of a middle-aged lunatic.
Xythe's Articles In Humor
September 23, 2006 by Xythe
All the talk of homosexuality of late helped me decide to post these: A penis to a lesbian is like a cross to a vampire. Sperm to a lesbian is like holy water to a vampire.
September 23, 2006 by Xythe
All the talk of homosexuality of late helped me decide to post these: A penis to a lesbian is like a cross to a vampire. Sperm to a lesbian is like holy water to a vampire.
October 4, 2006 by Xythe
Is this your smooth pussy cat? Link
October 4, 2006 by Xythe
Is this your smooth pussy cat? Link
December 28, 2006 by Xythe
I know, I know. You sent your letter to Santa, telling him how good you have been all year long, along with your requests for presents you want. Well even Mrs Clause can overlook certain things as well, which may account for Santas dilema here: Ha Ha Haaaaa!
December 28, 2006 by Xythe
I know, I know. You sent your letter to Santa, telling him how good you have been all year long, along with your requests for presents you want. Well even Mrs Clause can overlook certain things as well, which may account for Santas dilema here: Ha Ha Haaaaa!
December 4, 2006 by Xythe
Okay folks, back buy a somewhat popular demand.... 1) How many minutes would it be before six o'clock if fifty minutes earlier it had been four times as many minutes after three o'clock? 2) How long would it take a 1/2-mile train moving at one mile per minute to go through a two mile tunnel? Either/or. Good luck guys!
December 4, 2006 by Xythe
Okay folks, back buy a somewhat popular demand.... 1) How many minutes would it be before six o'clock if fifty minutes earlier it had been four times as many minutes after three o'clock? 2) How long would it take a 1/2-mile train moving at one mile per minute to go through a two mile tunnel? Either/or. Good luck guys!
November 19, 2006 by Xythe
Ok guys, get a load of this. What do you do whan your buddy squirts you with a water bottle?\ If you guessed, throw a pair of sissors at him, well thats what some folks do. Check it out. This is pretty funny....sort of Link
November 19, 2006 by Xythe
Ok guys, get a load of this. What do you do whan your buddy squirts you with a water bottle?\ If you guessed, throw a pair of sissors at him, well thats what some folks do. Check it out. This is pretty funny....sort of Link
October 5, 2006 by Xythe
Whos ass is this! Link
October 5, 2006 by Xythe
Whos ass is this! Link