Every kid wonders when Santa will be dropping down their chimney to unload all his gifts to all the good boys and girls. Now your child can track Santa's progress to their house by clicking on the Link Make sure your in bed on time kids, and be sure to set out milk and cookies for ol' Saint Nick!

Now who is messing with mother nature here? It amazes me how some people can cry when a tree is cut, proclaiming we are altering nature, but when we mess with genes and what have you, it's no big deal. Whatever. In 2001, researchers at Texas A&M University, created the first cloned cat named Copy Cat. After bringing in a male to mate with Copy Cat, some several months later, here in December, Copy Cat gives birth to 3 kittens. I don't understand the fascination with cloning, u...

I can't for the life of me figure why somebody would pay $83K for this morons book. Can you?

David Paszkiewicz , a Kearney, NJ high school history teacher, and local Baptist preacher seems to have got his vocations crossed. Junior Matthew Le Claire, a non-Christian, had recorded at least one of Petkiewicz's lectures that contain the teachers quote, "you belong in hell." Matt also reports that during the first week of classes, Mr. Paszkiewicz spent more time teaching about heaven and hell that he did US and world history. Paszkiewicz also lectured that the Big Bang theory is uns...

God bless all you good people, and happy Thanksgiving Lou

OJ Simpson, America's BIGGEST loser, the man who has made the biggest mockery of the US court system loses yet again. This idiot was planning to stuff it down the publics throat yet again by writing both a book, and by airing a television special based upon his "imaginary" confession of how he would have "done it". Your book would have flopped anyhow. The only hope in hell, which I hope you are becoming extremely familiar with, of your TV show airing in the first place, was the initia...

Because of stiff competition between the world’s largest processor manufactures and the number two AMD Microsystems, Intel has been forced to cut back by 10% of its workforce, or 10,500 employees, in order to save $3 billion/year by the year 2008. To help keep Intel’s edge up on AMD, they launched 5 quad-core processors early Tuesday morning. Four of these processors marketed under the Xenon 5300 series, and 1 special moment for gamers, the Core 2 Extreme line, with plans to pump out 3 mor...

It seems as since the stock market crash of 2000, Sun has lost billions of dollars. To try and recuperate and rebound from these losses, Sun has decided to open-source much of their Java technology. Sun says that by open-sourcing Java, they hope to bolster the suffering company by enticing more programmers into Java development, thus increasing the number of programs dependant on Sun hardware and services. I guess if you don't have the resources to continue the development of your pr...

Patricia Goncalves Pereira, a 21-year-old housewife, was shot Friday after an altercation with her ex-husband, who was upset because she refused to get back together with him, Globo TV reported. This lady took 6 .32 cal gunshots to the head. The doctors said not one of these slugs made it past her skull! The husband? Well he's still out on the run. I can never understand what would make a guy shoot a lady. I mean she wasn't even living with him. Well bye bye hubby, when they catch yo...

There have been a few blogs written concerning bestiality of late. One such article, written by our very own British wacko believes that animals need a “special” police to protect their sexual rights. Animals have little in the way of sexual rights, simply because they really cant tell us what they want, what they need, and how they feel. This separates humans from animals. But you may ask, what about infant children. In response to that I say: I feel quite in tuned to the emotions, wan...

Ill tell you, you have to wonder where some people keep their brains. Apparently this yo yo may keep his stored with his awl, up his arse. John Sheehan, a 33 year-old recent parolee, was busted and charged for felony possesion of a consealed weapon, indecent exposure, and suspicion of parole violations when the cops found him naked, snapping his radish outside an El Cerrito BART station Thursday. It seems as this bozo told the cops he had a tool up his keester, which later turned out to...

I just love the WinCustomize division of Stardock. This is where you can see a lot of work done by some very talented people. The GUI Championships are nearing the close. Why not head over there and vote on the final events! You can do so by clicking the link at the bottom of this article. Please do so.

I woke up this morning, went out to get my mail, and notice the front page ad of the Walmart flyer: Starting November 5th you can buy a brand new Compaq Presario (V5305WM) for the amazingly low price of $398. Here are the specs of the HP homepage: I'm thinking to replace my PII 300 with one of these guys

Really, please read this article by clicking the link below. I have to really wonder what the women out there think of this lady. I will comment on comments as they are posted, if anybody even cares about this thing. - The panty ordeal> Link - The boob ordeal> Link - The marijuana ticket> Link Quite an interesting lady. I like boobs, marijuana, and the fact that she don't wear panties. I'm really not sure how to think about her. Is this the role model we want for our growi...

Neuhold Gerhard opperates a restroom in his Austrian business that houses urinals shaped like sexy womens mouths (Could be a guy's I guess). However, due to pressure applied by the Vienna Department of Women's Affairs, he has elected to move them. It seems some women did not like these urinals, and took a hostile stance against Gerhard forcing him to remove these peices of art from his posh lavatory. "We think that it's tasteless, misogynistic and offensive," Marianne Lackner, m...