The babble of a middle-aged lunatic.
Ill tell you, you have to wonder where some people keep their brains. Apparently this yo yo may keep his stored with his awl, up his arse.

John Sheehan, a 33 year-old recent parolee, was busted and charged for felony possesion of a consealed weapon, indecent exposure, and suspicion of parole violations when the cops found him naked, snapping his radish outside an El Cerrito BART station Thursday.

It seems as this bozo told the cops he had a tool up his keester, which later turned out to be an awl, after the cops held him at gunpoint and paramedics came to the sceen.

I guess he never got to finish the job, as he was not charged with littering his "seed".


You can read the unadulterated Associated Press article listed at DenverPost.com by clicking the link below.

Comments
on Nov 04, 2006
Sounds like a sick puppy who wanted to go back to prison. Maybe he missed his boyfriend.
on Nov 04, 2006
Sounds like a sick puppy who wanted to go back to prison. Maybe he missed his boyfriend.


I betting your right!!
on Nov 05, 2006
Good grief, I avoided this article from the sidebar because I was simply SURE it was one of jens.


Curiosity finally got the best of you?
on Nov 05, 2006
Are you two in some sort of competition now?


Puleeexze!

I like to rewrite these crazy articles. Personally, I like my version far more than the original
on Nov 05, 2006
That just doesn't like such a good idea...and quite uncomfortable  ...or maybe I'm just a crazy guy that doesn't like shoving tools up his ass...or anything else for that matter.   

~Zoo
on Nov 05, 2006
Well, he said he had it ALL up his butt!  They just heard Awl.
on Nov 06, 2006
That just doesn't like such a good idea...


I wouldnt trip on it Zoo. They say he was just released from prison...

it probably fell into his butt
on Nov 06, 2006
it probably fell into his butt


Perhaps, that's a danger we all face...random things falling into our butts...      

~Zoo
on Nov 07, 2006
Perhaps, that's a danger we all face...random things falling into our butts...


We could always say the Devil made him do it...tee hee
on Nov 07, 2006
It happens to women all the time, only it's random penises falling into their vaginas, creating all those "accidental" pregnancies.


Ive had mine accidenallt slip into a butt or 2 as well...oopsie