Ill tell you, you have to wonder where some people keep their brains. Apparently this yo yo may keep his stored with his awl, up his arse.
John Sheehan, a 33 year-old recent parolee, was busted and charged for felony possesion of a consealed weapon, indecent exposure, and suspicion of parole violations when the cops found him naked, snapping his radish outside an El Cerrito BART station Thursday.
It seems as this bozo told the cops he had a tool up his keester, which later turned out to be an awl, after the cops held him at gunpoint and paramedics came to the sceen.
I guess he never got to finish the job, as he was not charged with littering his "seed".
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