The babble of a middle-aged lunatic.
Want Your Penis To Look Bigger? The WONDERJOCK May Be For You.


In 1994 women all over America lined up at retail stores to purchase the newly introduced Wonder Bra. The lines were so long, 1 Wonder Bra was sold every 15 seconds, and stores could not keep enough of this new feminine undergarment on the shelves.

The first bra was created in 1914 by a New York debutante preparing for a dance. With the help of a maid, she strung two handkerchiefs together with pink ribbon and fitted herself with the first bra. Since then, the bra has evolved as women and their self-perceptions have changed.

During the next decade, the thinner "waif" look became popular as illustrated in the ascent of the model Twiggy. As the feminist movement developed, women were proclaiming their freedom from traditional roles and constraints set by a male-dominated society. Many young women sought a more comfortable bra or choose not to wear a bra at all. Bra burning was seen as a way of demonstrating this new freedom. In response, manufacturers made bras as unobtrusive and discreet as possible, such as Warner's 1969 Invisible Bra.

Women infiltrated the workforce in mass numbers during the late 1970's, and by the early 1980's, women were beginning to climb the corporate ladder. During these decades, male-influenced clothing (e.g., shoulder pads and pinstriped suits) were seen throughout the office, while femininity and sensuality kept a low profile in the fashion industry.

Towards the latter 1980's and into the 1990's, women were comfortable for the first time with not only their professional success, but their sexuality as well. This brought on changes in fashion. There was a return to sensual and feminine clothing, and awareness for lingerie became heightened. Cultural icons such as pop-star Madonna were largely credited with the popularity of structured lingerie. High-powered designers, such as Jean Paul-Gaultier, incorporated such themes into their newest designs. Full-figured models and images of cleavage began to dominate fashion magazines, newspaper advertisements, movies, and television. "There is definitely a breast fixation going on in fashion today," says David Wolfe, creative director of The Doneger Group. Spurred by the increasing fear over the dangers of silicon breast implants, push-up bras experienced a revival and grew to multi-million sales figures. The movement to sensuality was highlighted in 1994 with "one of the most heralded episodes in underwear history: the invasion of the Wonderbra." (Source)

So, today, in the new millennium, it should come to you as no surprise that men, like women are concerned about the appearance of their personal endowments.

The Wonder Jock, manufactured by aussieBum, sports their new Wonder Cup technology. These 100% all-cotton male brief claim to push up and support your penis, and promise to have you “seriously looking bigger, and feeling amazing.”


"The design of the underwear separates and lifts. The fabric cup protrudes everything out in front instead of down towards the ground," said "Wonderjock" designer Sean Ashby.

"There is no padding, rings or strings," said Ashby, a co-founder of the Internet-based AussieBum firm.

So to the men of today, if you are concerned over the appearance of your “bulge”, fear not. The Wonder Jock, with its patented technology, can soothe your anxieties and boost your confidence. Just watch and see how many women’s eyes move and linger  just below your beltline. You might just be amazed.



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on Nov 20, 2006
The cod piece of Elizabethan England will be the right stuff. If you see potraits made in the 16th century both continental and English you will find men strutting in their cod pieces. Now subdued masulinity is the basis of inter gender relations and hence one cannot flaunt like you seem to suggest.
on Nov 20, 2006
Now subdued masulinity is the basis of inter gender relations and hence one cannot flaunt like you seem to suggest.


Apparently they can, as evidence of both the products availability and the advertisements themselves.
on Nov 20, 2006
I don't know...I think I still prefer the dangling, going with the flow method.

~Zoo
on Nov 20, 2006
I don't know...I think I still prefer the dangling, going with the flow method.


Gravity has its advantages, or so I've been advised   
on Nov 20, 2006
What do you have that will reduce the size of the appearance... of my gigantic unit?
on Nov 20, 2006
What do you have that will reduce the size of the appearance... of my gigantic unit?


Dan, meet "Earl", my trusty Cold. I'm sure Earl could help you out. Let me know!



on Nov 20, 2006
Dan, meet "Earl", my trusty Cold. I'm sure Earl could help you out. Let me know!


Anyone else notice the humor of penis reduction and the "floppy" disk in the picture.   

Then again, maybe I'm putting too much thought into it.

~Zoo
on Nov 21, 2006
The pictured 'package' looks a bit small to me. Being a boxer man myself, and having difficulty fitting into those sometimes, I just can't see me wearing the wonderjocks. Thank goodness the manufacturers weren't from the 'lift and seperate' school of undergarment design .

Zoo, yep, I noticed it too.
on Nov 21, 2006
Please forgive the above typo, my knife is a "Colt Pathfinder" not a cold...sheesh

Anyone else notice the humor of penis reduction and the "floppy" disk in the picture.


Zoo, yep, I noticed it too.


Tolja I was clever

Unfortunately, Im stuck a bit on the new challenge Maso At least for the moment.
on Nov 21, 2006
The pictured 'package' looks a bit small to me.


Like you I wear boxers. These things look far to constricting for my taste.
on Nov 21, 2006
I was being facetious, but thanks for the option. Personally your knife looks really sharp and my well, enough about penis jokes.
on Nov 21, 2006
I'll take "The Penis Mightier" for 500, Alex.
on Nov 22, 2006
I'll take "The Penis Mightier" for 500, Alex.


i'm cryin laffin here.
on Nov 22, 2006
But does it WORK, man? Because if it does, I'll buy TWO! Nevermind, I'll take "The Rapists" for 400...
on Nov 12, 2007
my prick is quite large enough. I'll stick to boxers.
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